Monday, April 25, 2011

Lingerie

I've got a Victoria's Secret gift card for $10 that's been sitting on my desk for a while now.  On the front is a woman in bra and underwear up against a wall with a look of...I don't know really.  I have a hard time imagining a situation where this expression would be necessary or even appropriate.  Mainly because I'm not sure what she's trying to convey (apart from the need for the card holder to own underwear like hers). 
"I'm having so much fun against this wall I could have sex with you."
That's the best I can come up with. 
I went ahead and took her out of the scenario, what with her baffling body language and all, and drew for you the bra and underwear she modeled.  Voila.  Please visit your nearest Victoria's Secret to purchase your own immediately.

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