Aphorism
From Dictionary.com:
A terse saying embodying a general truth, or astute observation
Vhatever, no anal.
Unfortunately this is not my own invention. I was told a story about a couple who had a shower curtain with the periodic table of Kama Sutra positions on it, those they had tried receiving a check mark. When asked why she never took the curtain down for visitors, particularly parents, the wife (who was German) replied "Vhatever, there's no anal."
I am now accepting orders for cross-stitched and framed renditions of these words of wisdom. Hang them in the office, over the fireplace, in the classroom---it's the most versatile saying you'll find anywhere!
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