Ewan.

Peter and I went out for ice cream.  We sampled half a dozen flavors, ate a cup each (Oreo Cake Batter for Peter, Irish Orange Sorbet for me), then came back for seconds within about five minutes (Key Lime Sherbet for Peter, Bailey's Cheesecake Chip for me).
Peter (to man behind counter): We told you we'd be back.
Man: Oh I didn't doubt that.  You just came back more quickly than I thought you would.
Me: We didn't actually talk.  We just shoved face.
It is times such as these I am pleased with myself and all humanity.
I made a ring tonight (after shoving my face with ice cream).  And yes, it's actually past midnight and therefore the 13th and not the 12th, and yes this happened yesterday as well with Linda.  Wait...does anyone even care?  I don't think so.  Here's my ring.

And here's what you see when I punch your face (wrist locked).  Not really.  I like you.

That first picture makes my hand look super stubby.  Alright.  I have to be up in five and a half hours.  Goodnight all.  See you again with Gabriel.