Linda.

Again with the not rotating, blogger?  Why?
Linda Linda Linda.  Linda Blair.  Linda McCartney.  Linda I work with.
As one once again searching for (additional) employment and remembering just how awful it is, I give you my Linda....

Death to resumes!  Death to shameless self-promotion!  DEATH TO JOB HUNTING!! (Though if you happen to notice my incredible skills and experience as documented on my resume above and feel I may be a valuable addition to your place of employment, please do not hesitate to contact me through this blog.  Thank you for your consideration.)
I'm not sure if anyone's noticed yet, but I'm a bit enamored with my phone's photo effects.  The problem is there are only four options.  Three really cause I suppose you can't count having no effect as an effect.  Three options.  But look how nifty that is.  And all I had to do was lay a dark towel on the floor underneath what was once my resume.  You see, I have no spiffy camera equipment or fancy photo-shopping software, just the phone.  So I must content myself with its meager effect offerings.