Final Notice

May 6, 2011

FINAL NOTICE

Dear Ms Bliss’ Uterus:

To date you have failed to produce a single child thereby advancing your species.  This will be your final notice before menstruation takes place.

Your offspring is now 13 years overdue.  We intend to close this matter within five business days on May 11, 2011.  If you manage to fertilize the required minimum of one egg by that time, no further action will be taken on our part.

If you fail to respond to this notice, menstruation will begin as planned.  Immediately following this period you will once again be given a full 28 days in which to become impregnated.  Further notices pertaining to this forthcoming.

Sincerely,

Nature