Tuesday, May 24, 2011

To Joseph of Dominos

To Joseph of Dominos,

While watching the progress of my pizza online, I saw that you double-checked my order for perfection before sending it out for delivery.

Thank you, sir. While I can't say it was perfect as it was not precisely what I was craving (Pizza Hut was what I really wanted, but they do not apparently deliver to my location. This was very disappointing.), it was as fine a Dominos pizza as I have ever had. The side order of cheesy bread added just the right amount of grease, striking that balance between glorious care-free gluttony and utter disgust with oneself.

Keep up the good work!

Sincerely,

K. Bliss

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