OBITUARY
Savings Account
K. Bliss’ Savings Account died in its home today Sunday May 15, 2011 of depletion after a transplant. It had been dwindling for the past three months, remaining at the minimum required amount of $25.
The Savings Account is survived by a similarly dwindling Checking Account (who received the potentially successful transplant of the Savings Account’s final $25.37) and a maxed out Credit Card.
Funeral services will be held as soon as written confirmation of the death is received from the Bank. Meanwhile attempts to create and maintain another Savings Account are in the works.
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